QUEEN OF SIN

My name is Sam, here I am

This is Delilah

She’s from everywhere that you aint ever been

But always dreamed

Her body’s sin, and I can’t begin

To run away

If Cleopatra had a nose you know, Delilah had whatever she didn’t take

Her hands are strong

Her legs are long

As long as my beard is

But she don’t mind

She say she take the time

To give me a shave

It’s a good thing she don’t lie, she’s always lookin’

No doubt she’s an eye full

Yes Delilah is delightful

She sounds a little spiteful

She thinks all my woes are trifles

She holds her eyes like knives

And she shoots all her words from rifles

My name is Sam, here I am

This is Delilah

She’s a shifty gypsy queen

But her kingdom’s between the sheets

I’ve seen here in the eve

Givin’ lions tips and showin’ foxes how to sneak

Mother Theresa’s orphan child

Don’t take her home to mama’s house

If innocence were honey

And beauty came a sugar

She’d be the sweetest poison

Disguised as joy inside the body of a cougar

She’d trap you with her thighs

Just when you thought that  you knew her

My name is Sam-son, least that’s who I was once

Then came Delilah

I aint ever see it comin’

I can’t say the same for her, you catch my drift

She’s the reason for the season

But only when the weather’s gone to shit

From fryin’ pan to fire, but it’s all her kitchen

My strength were sufficient

To complete Herculean tasks

You know I once slew a thousand men

With the jaw bone of an ass

Well her ass aint got no jaw bone

But it’d slay as much as any man

Could axe